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December 30, 2004

Come on, Santa, light my fire

Why did they put the wick THERE? (is Santa just happy to see me?)

These are the things you do to amuse yourself when you work in a party store. Look at these fabulous novelty items we sell, and the directions for use:

It takes a whole paragraph to explain how to frighten people with a fake mouse on a string (it's important to remember to keep this trick a secret, because that way people will never figure out that you have a wire attached to the mouse).

Apparently everyone already knows how to install a toilet seat squirter, so no explanation is needed.

Just in case you were wondering, there aren't any directions provided for the fake rubber cat puke. I'll spare you the picture.

Christiane asked for a closeup of my armband tattoo, and I'm happy to oblige.

The design is mine, and the work was done by Trevor at Addictive in London, Ontario, in the summer of 2003.

Posted by jodi at December 30, 2004 07:42 PM | categories:  dumbass : self-absorbtion

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Posted by: Lisa in Oregon at December 31, 2004 05:43 AM

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