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January 12, 2005

Back to the grind

the_levigator.jpg

This here is one of my favourite tools. If I ever become a professional wrestler (and you know it's a possibility) I would base my wrestling persona on this tool: THE LEVIGATOR. Say it with me in your best pro wrestling voice and hear how tough it sounds. What kind of special grappling skills does The Levigator possess? Well, she's heavy. And abrasive. And she spins like a banshee (I know, don't write and tell me that banshees scream, not spin, okay? because I think that anything worth doing with gusto can be done like a banshee).

Just picture it: I slam my great heavy roundness against my opponent, knocking him sprawling on the mat. I sprinkle carborundum, heretofore concealed in my spandex shorts, all over him ("ladies and gentlemen, there's a foreign object in the ring!") and flop! down, belly first, spinning on top of him with gusto. My opponent is flattened, and smooth as a baby's bum.

Oh, yeah. Move over, Chyna.

So my litho stone had a spa day today; after all the times I've left her crusted with thick layers of ink and cobalt dryer in the last year, she deserved a little pampering. She had her edges filed down and everything. Remember those butt-ugly prints I was working on? The ones with the nasty colours and silly frou-frou bullshit? That image is gone, daddy, gone. A victim of The Levigator.

Posted by jodi at January 12, 2005 09:47 PM | categories:  art stuff : dumbass : self-absorbtion

Comments

Dervish!

Posted by: icchan at January 12, 2005 11:42 PM

Whoa - is that a dpn tattoo??

Posted by: Christiane at January 13, 2005 08:54 AM

Sure. I'm no wussy!

;-)

Posted by: claudia at January 14, 2005 06:01 PM

I am so glad I am being visited....Thanks for the comment!

Posted by: Jenni Brown at January 14, 2005 07:06 PM