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January 28, 2005
I've never made a drawing of Jesus
I am addicted to checking my server stats, especially the search query part. Look at the breakdown from yesterday:
It's nice to know that I come up in so many masturbation searches, but how come nobody has ever found my site while spelling masturbation correctly? See, Farrah, you're not alone. (note to the person who did the search at the top: I hope you were very, very disappointed with the results of your search, you sick fuck). I think we need to keep our masturbation stories private for a while and talk about something different, to throw these losers off our scent.
Here's something funny: if you search Google with "how to install a toilet seat" in quotations, mine is the only site that comes up. Rest assured, you are not going to learn how to install a toilet seat here (although I do know how).
I know you're all dying to know what happened to Rogue. I'm still weaving in ends, my least favourite part. There are more ends than usual because I used a recycled yarn. I'm putting the sleeves on before I block, because it's not brand new wool, it's not going to block out that much anyway. Soon, you'll see her. Maybe tomorrow.
For Nancy, who likes the Star Wars sheets: that is a Star Wars comforter, the only one I have ever found. I used to buy a lot of those sheets in thrift stores (and other ones too; A-Team, Dukes of Hazzard) and would make stuff out of them. I had a great dress that I made from a sheet from the first Star Wars movie that was a different pattern than the one you saw yesterday--light blue with head shots of the characters--but I can't find it, I must have given it away. (Emer, do you have it? if so, send a pic!) But here's a picture of Miss Polly modelling a parti-colour cotehardie that I made about ten years ago (to piss people off at an SCA event); one half is Star Wars and the other half is Empire Strikes Back.
This is possibly the geekiest garment I have ever made. No, I don't wear it.
*edited to add: Look over here! A finished Mariah!
Posted by jodi at January 28, 2005 10:34 AM | categories: self-absorbtion : sticks and string
Comments
I'm not even kidding when I say I still have those sheets. I have had them since I was 6 and I adore them. They are, unfortunately, for a twin and I have a queen, but I still use the pillowcase frequently.
Talk about dorktronic.
Posted by: Christiane at January 28, 2005 11:48 AM
Hey there!
Sorry, but it's not me who has the other Star Wars dress, much is my sadness. If I did I'd send pics, but alas it is not to be. I hope the quest soean't end with me though! Good luck tracking it down.
P.S. I still love that cotehardie!
Posted by: Em at January 30, 2005 11:07 AM
You HAVE to bring that to Pennsic! Tacky Tunic Whiskey Cellphone Night!!!!!!
Posted by: ghita at February 9, 2005 05:57 PM