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March 05, 2005
All those pot growing pit bull owners
Overheard on the #2 Dundas bus in London yesterday:
Guy #1: Did you teach those horses to read or could they read already?
Guy #2: Horses are smart animals.
#1: Smarter than dogs?
#2: Well I never heard of a horse starting a war.
[dogs start wars?]
#1: Here's what I don't get: if diamonds are a girl's best friend, and a dog is a man's best friend, where do horses fit in?
#2: (no answer)
#1: Hey, they got something new now: dog jail. Pit bull death row. Yup, dog jail.
#2: It's the owners that should be in jail.
#1: Yeah, they all got grow operations anyway.
[Dude, it's nice to see you read the paper this morning, but I think those were two different stories.]
Posted by jodi at March 5, 2005 02:32 PM | categories: dumbass
Comments
sounds like a big case of WTF?
Posted by: Tara at March 7, 2005 09:33 AM
There are "dogs of war." He might have been making a smart-ass historical military reference. Try this site if you're curious. www.smithsonianmag.si.edu/smithsonian/issues00/dec00/wardogs.html
Posted by: Dawn at March 15, 2005 03:36 PM