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May 11, 2005
Let's quit with the potty talk around here
Because this is getting ridiculous.
There is nothing to be found on this website on most of those topics. All of the nurses around here wear prim blue uniforms and starched aprons and sturdy shoes. Speaking of which, AS IF I write about my shoes. Please.
Instead I'm going to tell a cat story. Because we know that everyone who knits and has a weblog loves to write cat stories.
When Peter's son Dylan was seven, his favourite song was "Lost in the Supermarket" by the Clash, and when Pete played it on his guitar and sang it, Dylan had actions he would do along with the song. Essentially it involved pretending to push a grocery cart around our apartment and put things in it, but it was quite funny.
So yeah, how is this about the fats. Tonight Peter was playing and singing "Just like honey" by the Jesus and Mary Chain, and over on the armchair the fats were doing the actions: Fat girl was lying on her side with her leg in the air, and Fat boy, well, in the interest of keeping the Google searching pervs away, let's just say he was doing the actions to the "licking up" part.
Lucky girl.
Posted by jodi at May 11, 2005 10:34 PM | categories: crazy cat lady : dumbass
Comments
And your next big search-engine referral will, of course, be 'scrotum'. Today I went back and changed 'S&b%n@ %*r*nf^ld' to 'S^b*in# &*r%nf#ld' because, damn! My blog was listed first on Google searches for 'S@b#n$ %*r^nf&ld naked'. Hey, now that I've written that in your comments, you'll probably be getting visits from the S.E. seekers. Sorry.
Posted by: sarah irene at May 11, 2005 11:15 PM
i really like that someone got here by searching for "urban legions".
Posted by: TheBon at May 12, 2005 12:19 AM
And the really suprising thing is how the "learn to knit" is so completely overshadowed by legions of blowjobs.. or something.
There are times when search engines are more bizarre than useful. Speaking of which, have you played Guess the Google yet? A wonderful way to waste time when you should be working...
Posted by: Kirsti at May 12, 2005 01:11 PM
And the really suprising thing is how the "learn to knit" is so completely overshadowed by legions of blowjobs.. or something.
There are times when search engines are more bizarre than useful. Speaking of which, have you played Guess the Google yet? http://grant.robinson.name/projects/guess-the-google/ A wonderful way to waste time when you should be working...
Posted by: Kirsti at May 12, 2005 01:12 PM