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May 06, 2005
Live nude girls!
For some reason my website keeps getting Google hits for "live nude girls" and "young nude girls". Listen buddy, there are indeed nude girls here, but they're all me, and no matter what exotic and unusual talents I may possess, I don't think I'm the kind of girl you're looking for. And I'm not that young.
Another common Google search that will find you here is "masterbation blog". I'm thinking of going back and fixing the misspelling that Farrah left in my comments last fall, so that at least I will only come up on "masturbation blog" searches from now on. Because I like my pervs to be able to spell.
*I am not trying to imply that qpaukl is the one searching for live nude girls. The picture is gratuitous. Masturbatory, even.
Posted by jodi at May 6, 2005 02:14 AM | categories: dumbass
Comments
Well, they will find plenty of live girls on your knitting blog too. Just not all nude. At least you don't come up on a search for "dead nude girls"....ick.
We have been struggling at work with search engine optimization for one of our websites. To think, all we need to do is to sneak the words "live nude girls" in there someplace and then we'll have people FLOODING to our travel website!
Posted by: Rebecca at May 7, 2005 10:09 AM
I read as much as I could the other day. It was an attempt to acclimate myself with you. We will be going to school together in the fall at the University of Georgia, ranked third in the country for printmaking might I add. I'll be in the Garduate painting department, but I'll be snooping my way around the printmaking department as well. I'm excited to talk about your work. Nice to know there will be a fellow blogger around.
Posted by: Cap'n Pete at May 7, 2005 10:59 PM
You haven't lived until you've had a visit from someone searching for "chicken webbed feet radiation".
---X
Posted by: X at May 8, 2005 01:59 PM
Man, I'm so bummed. I cam here for the live nude girls! Where are they??
Just kidding. Har. The picture makes me laugh.
Posted by: Carrie at May 10, 2005 11:56 AM
I get hits for Pornagraphic Socks. There's something very weird about that. The scrotum post will do wonders for you as well :)
Posted by: Alison at May 10, 2005 11:31 PM
you crack me up.
Posted by: kathreen at May 15, 2005 09:51 PM