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May 26, 2005
My arse made it down under before I did
Well. Caroline sent me a newspaper write-up of her current show, and there was a picture of one of her photo collages.
And yes, that's a picture of my arse in the top right corner, mooning all of Australia, or at least all those who read that paper. With a scrumptious-looking bruise from falling down the stairs. We took that picture right in front of D. the janitor; I think he was kind of embarrassed but it's hard to say, he might have just been drunk.
Did you notice that Caroline's name is a link? Because I've now managed to bully talk another friend into joining me in wanking self-indulgently on the internets. That's two now! Two!
(cue lightning and thunder and large flashing number two)
Mwahahahah!
We spent a sunny afternoon lounging outside today, and Benny has figured out that there are very potent drugs planted in the back yard. She's partial to culinary herbs and anything else stinky, but likes the powys castle artemisia the best.
Maybe she'll get hooked and start acquiring some of that heroin chic. Let's hope so anyway, because she's been on a diet for a year and has only become more portly. Luckily her physique doesn't get in the way of her elite athlete status; I think all of Canada will be proud to have the fats representing our country in the synchronized lying-down event of the Kittycat Olympics, don't you? I hope none of our garden plants turn out to be banned substances; I don't want Benny to be the next Silken Laumann.
They also excel in the synchronized running to the food dish. Maybe I can get some good shots during tomorrow morning's training session.
Posted by jodi at May 26, 2005 10:15 PM | categories: dumbass
Comments
You crack me up. That garden is looking pretty damn spiffy!
Posted by: Norma at May 27, 2005 08:25 AM
I like that: instead of going the old, tired 'foot in the door' route, you lead with your ass.
Posted by: sarah irene at May 27, 2005 10:16 AM
i love the fats!!
Posted by: Brenda in Toronto at May 27, 2005 01:57 PM
I saw your butt! Haha! :p
PS -- 'The Age' is, you know, only one of the biggest newspapers in the country. ;)
Posted by: crumpet at May 27, 2005 09:20 PM
arse fame at larst.
Posted by: anna at May 28, 2005 05:27 AM
have you got any nepeta/catmint? kittycrack. mine has a cat-sized corridor around it in which nothing will grow, cuz off all the neighbourhood cats writhing around orgasmically on the soil.
Posted by: anna at May 28, 2005 08:49 AM
Yeah, sorry about it being in the major newspaper of Melbourne jodi! I do not know how the gallery owner managed to pull that one off, but it was a Tuesday paper. My professional guesstimate is that only about 40 000 people read it on Tuesday.
My blog finally has pictures! Crappy quality but there are vague resemblances to paper and shadows...
Your cats look skinnier. I will be housesitting soon and babysitting a cat for 6 months. He is pretty round. I will send pics.
Posted by: caroline at May 29, 2005 09:16 PM