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May 08, 2005
Nobody here but us fully clothed people
Ahh. What better way to spend a sunny afternoon than out on the deck with knitting, bare toes and a sleepy kitty?
A recap on the week from heck: I got my submissions done for the magazine: four designs, three of which have three or more variations, so lots of options.
I gave my conference presentation yesterday, and it went pretty well despite the fact that I was totally unprepared and only started putting my notes together the night before (and even then I ended up watching about 4 hours worth of the Live Aid dvd with my houseguest instead of doing my work, and finished up my notes in the morning). Fortunately I have the gift of the gab, so I don't really need notes in order to talk and talk and talk. All was good. My talking even made sense for a change.
The Big Girl Knits sample is almost done. I'm going to work on it some more tonight, and it will definitely be put in the post tomorrow. And then, since the weather's finally warmed up, I can get on to the yard work that needs doing, and starting some slutty summer knits.
Does anybody know if cats can get stomach flu? Fat boy puked all weekend; I had to get out of bed twice last night when he woke me up gagging in the hallway (better to deal with it in the night than to have forgotten it's there by morning).
Oh, and I did a Google search for live nude girls, and although a search within the results shows that my site is there somewhere, I looked through about the first seventy pages and I'm not there. And yet "live nude girls" shows up in my search query stats almost every single day. Who the hell are these people, who have the time to slog through so much p*rn and still find me? Why don't they just go buy a magazine?
Posted by jodi at May 8, 2005 09:30 PM | categories: crazy cat lady : dumbass : sticks and string
Comments
Depending on how the search shows up in your referral logs, you may be able to just click the link and have it show you what page you're on. I get picked up for a bunch of these searches too (I'm the number one result for "What is a c*nt?" on Ask Jeeves!), and a lot of the time I'm like, result 200. Some people have too much time on their hands.
Posted by: Cyn at May 8, 2005 10:24 PM
I can imagine what's going to happen now...someone's going to search for "live nude girls", and come across this post--which has the entirely WRONG kind of pussy on it.
Ironic, ain't it?
Posted by: NWJR at May 9, 2005 08:14 AM
I don't know about stomach flu, but Horatio tends to throw up if we leave too much food out for him, or if he eats one of the plants that is not for consumption (wheat grass - OK, potted palm - Bad)
Posted by: Rachel T at May 9, 2005 11:54 AM
Hi! I love your designs, and I have made Mariah, too bad it´s black so that I couldn´t get decent pic of it. Your great skirt is on my to-do list also. We all here in Finland love Knitty designs:)
Posted by: Ziina at May 9, 2005 04:30 PM
Poor Fat Boy I hope he feels better soon. Does he have other flu symptoms like runny nose or sneezing?
Can't wait to see your newest creations. Options or wonderful.
D
Posted by: Danielle at May 9, 2005 07:18 PM
When my kitty was puking everywhere she had worms, u slipped fat boy a worm pill lately?
Posted by: suz at May 10, 2005 01:45 AM
dammit! i have been looking for the live nude girsl in *all the wrong places* :D
about my feed, i put myself on bloglines awhile back, and i saw my own update today.... HOWEVER, my bloglines in general are very thin. Could one of the feeds be "out"? (I freely admit, I know nothing of rss.)
Also, way back when, my cat was pretty sick, and I was told by a cat-breeder friend that he could have gotten sick from eating something he found laying around... just like a person could get food poisoning.
Posted by: chelsea at May 10, 2005 02:20 PM