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May 21, 2005
Something itchy down there
For days now, "squirrel scrotum" has been the frontrunner for search term of the week. But then yesterday somebody found my site by searching "mohair and angora sweater only over my cock", blowing all other competitors aside. The best part? I always have to try these crazy search terms myself to see how high my page comes up, and I am number fourteen. But Jenla comes up number nine! So of course I clicked through to their blog so that mohair and angora sweater only over my cock will come up in their site stats tomorrow.
Okay, Glen or Glenda, you win the prize this week. Send me your mailing address and I'll search my closet for something appropriate to reward you with. And I hope your prize doesn't make you itch too much, down there.
In gardening news,
we have sprouts!
By Friday (one week from planting) only one echinacea seed had sprouted, and I was beginning to worry. But this afternoon I got home from work to find little baby basil, coriander, strawflower, love lies bleeding, bergamot, one red hollyhock, and lavatera. I swear none of these had sprouted yet this morning; they all came up while I was out on the side of the highway with Nancy, sweating through the crotch of my corduroy trousers in the blazing sun and blowing up six hundred balloons to build six 15-foot towers for a car dealership (yes, I went back to working at the party store; I thought they had me replaced but now everyone's on vacation so I'm filling in for June. And after this month, I'll never work for minimum wage again, I promise).
The lavatera is particularly exciting, because I have no idea what this plant looks like; it's one of the seeds Rob stole from someone's garden and mailed to me, and he knows us and our gardening style and preferences pretty well, and also has fabulous taste himself, so I'm sure it will be something amazing.
Posted by jodi at May 21, 2005 05:09 PM | categories: dumbass : projects
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Have no fear. I have only received that one e-mail from them. Apparently, or so my friends there tell me, they don't tell you much of anything. I'll e-mail you what I know and how to sign up for classes. I still have to get some immunization shots before I can register for any classes. But you can get a pretty good start on things at this website I'm going to send you like an ID number and a parking permit should you be taking a car. I don't think there is much to be worried about.
Finding how people got to my sight always astounds me. Sadly, no one ever meanders to Coney Island by doing a porn search.
Posted by: Cap'n Pete at May 21, 2005 08:59 PM
Because we all know that mohair and angora sweater only over my cock is my most favoritest thing in the whole wide world!
Posted by: La at May 21, 2005 11:43 PM
Oh, and just to let you know: Birdnest Knits was #5 http://myriame.net/blog/birdknits/archives/2005_04_01_archives.html
Posted by: La at May 21, 2005 11:45 PM
lavatera is beautiful, big and blousy, and the bees love it. echinacea can be slow to germinate i've heard. last year mine germinated, but died from neglect before it got as far as the earth :(
Posted by: anna at May 25, 2005 07:45 AM