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October 15, 2005
Why is it always about lust with me, and sleeping around and stuff?
Because all the cool kids are doing it, I had to do it too. I'm such a follower.
Googling "jodi needs" will give you the following:
jodi needs a ticket to ride
jodi needs to excuse herself from the table and leave through the nearest exit
jodi needs to focus on men somewhere in between being married and having never been married - a good old divorced man
jodi needs deliverance from lust, unforgiveness and the mental attacks and strongholds of the enemy, she promised she would go to church sunday. . .
jodi needs someone experienced to work with her. she is slow to trust.
jodi needs to do well because she would be the next to leave
jodi needs lessons from you on how to treat a woman and let her follow her own fate
jodi needs a hug
jodi needs to bring the fam to chicago and take us all out to dinner
By the way, I never promised anyone I would go to church tomorrow. A Christian church? As if! I only go there if someone's getting married, and even then I dress as slutty as I can get away with for a wedding if I know it's in a church. I certainly wouldn't go there to get delivered from lust, my favourite cardinal sin. Oh, and I already have a divorced man.
Posted by jodi at October 15, 2005 07:33 PM | categories: dumbass
Comments
I know where you can get vibrators in GA...are you in the ATL area?
Posted by: Rebecca at October 15, 2005 11:05 PM
hi there. this is the first time i've been to your blog. i saw everyone doing this "so-n-so needs" thing and when i type in my name, jodi, i got your page. cool. i'll have to come back and check out your page a bit more.
Posted by: wagner at October 20, 2005 06:57 AM
LOL, I was doing the "NAME needs" and this came up. I like the deliverance from sins one, not me at all!
Posted by: Jodi at November 1, 2005 08:51 PM