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June 24, 2006
excerpt from a conversation at milk coffee bar this afternoon: insult or compliment?
me: that time when I was a kid and we went up to Hudson Ontario, you know I'd like to go back there sometime, even though it was kind of awful and I had a bunch of bad, traumatic experiences, all involving fish, of course, like separate events, all traumatic, and also there was this clubhouse or bar or something at the campground we were at and we went there a bunch of times and by the door there was this stuffed real black bear and he had his hand held out like this so you could put your cigarette out in it and I had nightmares about that bear for a long time, well, there was a festival thing-
pete: ah, there it is. I was waiting for the punctuation to happen and the sentence to get around to the beginning again.
me: and dave won a goldfish there and the poor thing didn't stand a chance, its water got changed in every town and a thousand miles in a tupperware container in the back of a volvo station wagon in summer, we finally had to have a roadside ceremony and dump him in a ditch filled with water. He didn't swim away.
pete: you talk like Virginia Woolf writes.
Posted by jodi at June 24, 2006 08:42 PM | categories: dumbass
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CORRECTION: pete: ah, there it is. I was punctuating while you were talking, and you started with "that time went to Hudson", then a dash, and I was waiting for the second dash to tie back to the beginning of the sentence, and that was it.
and, actually, you were far less inarticulate "like, and stuff" than you have portrayed yourself here. it wasn't run-on conversational crap like high-school kids write; convoluted, but punctuatable.
Posted by: peter at June 24, 2006 09:27 PM
I love Virginia Woolf. Okay, so I've only read a few things, but I loved them. I see what he means. :)
Posted by: Mandy at June 24, 2006 09:39 PM
Ha!
Posted by: Katherine Mansfield at June 25, 2006 09:15 AM
SNORT! God, I miss you two!
Posted by: Sandy at June 25, 2006 11:26 AM
I am cracking up that Peter made a correction in the comments. Cearly, it's a compliment.
Posted by: Gina at June 25, 2006 01:11 PM
LMAO. ::choke:: ::breathe:: LMAO some more! I can so see this in my head. LMAO. I miss you and Pete.
Posted by: Merouda at June 25, 2006 02:00 PM
Did you name the goldfish?
Posted by: NWJR at June 26, 2006 09:57 AM
And the fact that Pete remembered it well enough to correct your recounting says so so much. Miss you both!
Posted by: Kirsti at June 26, 2006 12:24 PM
doesn't everyone have conversations this way?
Posted by: k at June 26, 2006 06:01 PM
NWJR: You know, I have a feeling we did, but I can't remember. Actually I think his (her?) name might have simply been "fish", or "goldfish"; my brother would probably remember. The thing is, I tried to have as little as possible to do with the fish, as I've been phobic about them my whole life, and this was a car trip driving home from two weeks in a northern Ontario lakeside campground where I couldn't escape the fishing culture, and had several scarring run-ins with fish both dead and alive (I'm not overdramatising here, I am truly terrified of fish and can still give myself nightmares if I dwell for too long on some of my memories of that holiday) so I was feeling quite shellshocked and having to endure bringing a fish home with us seemed a unique torture. I was relieved to see it go. But the following Christmas our parents gave us a replacement goldfish, causing me to spend the next two years performing an elaborate lunchtime ritual in which the goldfish bowl had to be moved from the dining room table to the kitchen counter so that I didn't have to see it while I ate, but my food had to be already prepared and set in a "neutral" place (not the counter) so that I never once saw the fish and my lunch at once, because if I did then I could no longer eat that food. I can't eat if I even see a picture of a fish.
Posted by: jodi at June 26, 2006 08:12 PM
i keep coming back to read this.
Posted by: mrspilkington at June 26, 2006 08:38 PM
Yep, me too, MrsPilkington.
My first degree was in Fishery Science (chosen as an act of rebellion) and I kind of share how you feel about the fish, Jodi. We did oceanography (the chemistry of fishy homes), acoustic sonography (how to spot fishies at a distance), naval architecture (how to build fish-chasers), biology (how fishies work) etc... the joke was on me.
Posted by: Fi at June 27, 2006 04:10 AM
You remember the weirdest things. I had forgotton the gold fish. what about those fish flies all over the tent trailer? and the dogs running in and out of the dance hall? too cool. and 3 days in the back of a volvo stations wagon wasn't as bad as being the parent in the front of the station wagon listening to the kids in the back complaining...what wonderful memories!
Posted by: mom at June 27, 2006 07:15 PM
That's one of the nicest things I've ever heard.
Posted by: Philippa at July 3, 2006 06:56 PM