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July 06, 2006
pulling the pud
Here in our little love nest it is sometimes necessary to pause foreplay in order to shake our sillies out. Last night while we were getting down to the business of getting down, Peter made an offhand remark about his weenie. I replied, "weenie, schmeenie", to which he replied, "puddin' and pie". I started giggling because of the word "pud" in there; Peter didn't get it, so I had to explain that some of the boys I knew growing up used to refer to their weenie as "pud" (Peter had never heard of this, has anyone else? Or were we just backwoods losers who made up stupid words?).
We then mused for a moment on possible etymologies for the word "pud", until Peter said, hey, wasn't Pud that kid in the Bazooka Joe comics with the red turtleneck pulled up over his nose? And with that mental image, much hilarity ensued.
Sadly, a little internet searching in the sober light of morning totally burst my bubble and revealed that Pud was, in fact, the striped-shirted lad in the Dubble Bubble comics, and Bazooka Joe's foreskin-sweatered friend was named Mort. Dang.
Posted by jodi at July 6, 2006 10:37 AM | categories: dumbass
Comments
Heh. Pud was also the same of one of my favoritest cats, and it suited him so well that it took me months, if not years, to recall the phallic conotations of that word.
Posted by: anne at July 6, 2006 11:25 AM
Actually, I have heard that euphamism before. So I can confirm to you it at least made it as far as Ottawa!
Posted by: Lissa at July 6, 2006 12:44 PM
Sad to say, my "pud" has been pulled many a time.
Posted by: NWJR at July 6, 2006 01:16 PM
yup, i've heard of the pud too. and much snorting ensued when i read 'foreskin-sweatered friend...mort' because a friend of mine nicknamed her sweetie's pud 'mort'! heh!
Posted by: brenda in toronto at July 6, 2006 01:49 PM
I have heard it too. My ex (from rural CT and Illinois) was the first one I had heard use it.
Posted by: Rebecca at July 8, 2006 08:16 AM
Yeah, it's made it over the pond too. Made me giggle, thanks
Sal x
Posted by: sally at July 8, 2006 01:02 PM
Yeah, I heard it too. At college. In Illinois.
Posted by: Ghita at July 9, 2006 07:31 AM
Definitely used in BC too.
Posted by: caro at July 9, 2006 07:52 PM
MADE MY DAY AGAIN. you should marry me so I can listen to your stories and never get bored.
Posted by: caroline at July 10, 2006 08:22 AM
That explains why all the boys in my neighborhood called their little friends "Mort."
And that might also be why I tend to date women.
Posted by: Jen at July 10, 2006 12:58 PM