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September 29, 2006
crazed dawgs fans can kiss my ass.
Also:
rush hour traffic can kiss my ass.
bank employees who change my billing address in the bank's computer system but neglect to change my mailing address (so that not only do all of my statements get mailed to some place in orlando florida but dick blick won't fill my sumi ink order because the cheque card address can't be verified) can kiss my ass.
on a related note: seven dollars shipping on an eleven dollar item can kiss my ass.
people who unthinkingly say things like "when you are pregnant/have kids" as if they don't even consider a woman might choose not to be a baby factory can kiss my ass.
people in ontario who still vilify bob rae can kiss my ass; bob rae was an excellent premier and he will be an excellent prime minister and i can't fucking wait.
sorority girls wearing sunglasses so gigantic they don't even notice that they have seriously endangered my life and limb by cutting me off in their shiny little cars with the "uga princess" bumper stickers can kiss my ass.
migraines can kiss my ass.
people (especially bus drivers) who crank up the air conditioning can kiss my ass.
anybody who feels the need to mention the names tie domi or belinda stronach or any disgusting unholy connection between the two ever again can kiss my ass; please, stop talking about it! IT MAKES ME WANT TO VOMIT. So stop. globe and mail, I'm talking to you.
Posted by jodi at September 29, 2006 07:24 PM | categories: assholes : athens
Comments
havin' a good day, are we?
Posted by: steph VW at September 29, 2006 08:55 PM
It was the Tie Domi thing that put me over the edge. The bank thing is actually fixed already and my ink is on its way.
Posted by: jodi at September 29, 2006 08:57 PM
That when you have kids crap never changes because once you have one it's all "once you have another" which continues the BS. As if not having children somehow invalidates you as a woman and, if you have a child, having one is BAD. Generally I just look at those people and point out that the child I have is from my third pregnancy. Most people began to get a clue after that.
Women can be so stupid with other women.
Posted by: liz at September 29, 2006 09:04 PM
I had to look up Tie Domi if that makes you feel any better. :)
Liz: People act like your depriving your kid if you don't make them a sibling or two. I'm an only child and was just fine with that. In fact I only want one, too.
Posted by: Sherry W at September 30, 2006 12:41 AM
Hey Jodi, I totally understand the kids thing. I just spent the last two weeks in newfoundland getting it all again. Everytime my Aunt said "Just wait until your turn", I wanted to kill her. I told her I gave my turn to my cousin who is having twins. In which she would reply "oh just wait you'll change your mind". UGH. Simon's mom had seemed to accept the fact that no grandchildren are coming from us but his dad is apparently upset about the matter. So I was also getting it from a man :) Oh well.
Posted by: Krista at September 30, 2006 09:03 AM
Fire up that Coffee pot. Yo. I also find that a Dr. Pepper and Nestles Crunch go a long way to make me feel better.
Posted by: Julia at September 30, 2006 04:10 PM
You know, Jodi, you really need to learn to let your feelings out. Stop holding back! Tell us how you REALLY feel!
Come on...it'll be good for ya!
Posted by: NWJR at October 2, 2006 11:11 AM
"people who unthinkingly say things like "when you are pregnant/have kids" as if they don't even consider a woman might choose not to be a baby factory can kiss my ass."
Amen sister, a-f***king-men
Posted by: Rachel T at October 3, 2006 01:46 PM