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January 11, 2007
an edition a week
CONTRACT No. 00000000001
AGREEMENT BETWEEN JODI LEE GREEN and JESSICA ANN MILLS
THIS AGREEMENT, made on the 11th day of January 2007 between Jodi Lee Green [hereafter referred to as “Affiliate #1”] and Jessica Ann Mills [hereafter referred to as “Affiliate #2”] covers the period from January 11th, 2007 to May 7th, 2007 [hereafter referred to as “Spring Semester 2007”].
WHEREAS Affiliate #1 and Affiliate #2 agree to complete one edition of prints each calendar week for the duration of Spring Semester 2007.
WHEREAS each calendar week is defined for the purposes of this agreement as beginning on Monday and concluding on Sunday.
WHEREAS the first calendar week for the purposes of this agreement begins on January 15th 2007.
WHEREAS the week of March 19th to March 26th is not to be considered a “week” for the terms of this agreement due to expected attendance of Affiliate #1 and Affiliate #2 at Southern Graphics Council 2007 Conference [hereafter referred to as “SGC”].
WHEREAS Affiliates #1 and #2 agree, in lieu of completing one edition between March 19th and March 26th, to take part in Open Portfolio at SGC and to otherwise avail themselves of any and all marketing and networking opportunities offered therewithin.
WHEREAS “edition” is defined for the purposes of this document as consisting of no fewer than five [5] prints of any acceptable print medium.
WHEREAS “print” is defined for the purposes of this document as being a reproducible work on paper of any size.
WHEREAS “acceptable print media” include intaglio, lithography, relief, digital output printing, silkscreen, trace monotype, xerography and collagraph. Drawing will be accepted for the purposes of this agreement if used in combination with any one or more of the above media and every attempt is made to maintain consistency throughout the edition.
WHEREAS if either Affiliate fails to meet the terms of this agreement for any given week that person will be mocked mercilessly and be forced to listen to the other Affiliate’s music without complaint for the calendar week immediately following the transgression being punished, and further must purchase for the other Affiliate one [1] slice of Vegan Chocolate Death Cake [hereafter referred to as “the Cake”] or a suitable substitute if the Cake is not available that week. Acceptable Substitutes will be agreed to by the parties concerned at the time of the payment. If the Affiliate receiving the Cake prefers to have pudding instead even if the Cake is available this is at the discretion of said Affiliate.
Signed on this day, the 11th day of January 2007, in the presence of witnesses.
Posted by jodi at January 11, 2007 06:25 PM | categories: an edition a week : in the studio : projects : school
Comments
that is so awesome! ummmm.... cake!
Posted by: mama-e at January 11, 2007 07:47 PM
Good luck, dearest.
Posted by: Merouda at January 11, 2007 07:54 PM
was this notorized?
Posted by: bonnie at January 11, 2007 08:59 PM
Math was never my strong suit, so an addition a week sounds like work. I prefer a subtraction a month.
I'm so confused.
Posted by: NWJR at January 11, 2007 11:03 PM
This is hilarious and greatness! I can't wait to see what artwork comes from this -- tight schedule and all. Good thing that I'm just along for the ride.
Posted by: Nanc at January 12, 2007 09:09 AM
I like your style grrrrl. Anything that makes you get the prints out is worth a try.
Posted by: Kylie at January 12, 2007 07:01 PM
That's very good. What happens if you both want cake so much, tho', that you both mess up on purpose?
Posted by: Fi at January 13, 2007 12:43 PM
Every contract should have a cake clause. In fact, I'm not entirely sure that my father-in-law, who officiated at our wedding, didn't include a chocolate cheesecake clause in our license.
He's been hinting for months.
Posted by: Steph VW at January 18, 2007 10:24 AM